Tumblelog by Soup.io
Newer posts are loading.
You are at the newest post.
Click here to check if anything new just came in.

December 31 2010

Murphy’s Laws of Sex

Murphy’s Laws of Sex

Sex has no calories.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 30 2010

Murphy’s Laws of Sex

Murphy’s Laws of Sex

No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 29 2010

Murphy’s Laws of Sex

Murphy’s Laws of Sex

Nothing improves with age.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 28 2010

Murphy’s Laws of Sex

Murphy’s Laws of Sex

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 27 2010

Murphy’s Love Laws

Murphy’s Love Laws

Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 26 2010

Murphy’s Love Laws

Murphy’s Love Laws

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 25 2010

Murphy’s Love Laws

Murphy’s Love Laws

Nice guys(girls) finish last.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 24 2010

Murphy’s Love Laws

Murphy’s Love Laws

Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 23 2010

Murphy’s Love Laws

Murphy’s Love Laws

The best things in the world are free — and worth every penny of it.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 22 2010

Murphy’s Love Laws

Murphy’s Love Laws

Money can’t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 21 2010

Murphy’s Love Laws

Murphy’s Love Laws

The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 20 2010

Murphy’s Love Laws

Murphy’s Love Laws

Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 19 2010

Murphy’s Love Laws

Murphy’s Love Laws

The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 18 2010

Murphy’s Love Laws

Murphy’s Love Laws

If the person isn’t taken, there’s a reason. (corr. to 1)

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 17 2010

Murphy’s Love Laws

Murphy’s Love Laws

All the good ones are taken.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 16 2010

Murphy’s Technology Laws

Murphy’s Technology Laws

Any attempt to print Murphy’s laws will jam the printer.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 15 2010

Murphy’s Technology Laws

Murphy’s Technology Laws

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 14 2010

Murphy’s Technology Laws

Murphy’s Technology Laws

Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 13 2010

Murphy’s Technology Laws

Murphy’s Technology Laws

Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

December 12 2010

Murphy’s Technology Laws

Murphy’s Technology Laws

Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.

Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Older posts are this way If this message doesn't go away, click anywhere on the page to continue loading posts.
Could not load more posts
Maybe Soup is currently being updated? I'll try again automatically in a few seconds...
Just a second, loading more posts...
You've reached the end.

Don't be the product, buy the product!

Schweinderl